assassin christmas carol

Robert, the red-nosed Templar
had a very shiny head.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say he's dead.

All of the other Templar's
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Robert
join in any Templar games.

Then one foggy waring Eve
Altair came to say:
"Robert with your head so bright,
can I stab your head tonight?"

Then all the Templar were killed
as they shouted out in pain,
Robert the red-nosed Templar,
you'll be put down in shame!